Adorable Overload!

OMG!!! The corgi! It is the amazing!

I am not in a comicy mood lately. I am so behind. Jester better review something!

Condom Talk

The South Asian Condom Song.

It's just so random LOL. An informative lucid drug like phenomenon!





Why gay people wished straight people wore condoms:

Does anyone have $2,975?

Girl, please.

Anything with Lila Cheney on it should be fifty cents. I don't care if even Jack Kirby drew it. It's Lila-skank-in-your-face-Cheney.

LOL @ 3G's.

I'm out of town right now so I'll blog some more stuff: Quesada's latest HOMOPHOBIA!!! and some reviews as well.

Bitch Knows Her Place.

It looks like Ultimate X-Men will be getting better after the fall of KIIIIRRRKKMAAAANNN!!!!



It's that failbox ho ULTIMATE JUBILEE wearing a Dazzler shirt. That's right, Ms. Skanksauce! Show respect to the far better, superior characters that allowed you to rip them off and take their rightful place in the Fox X-Men Animated Series.

Skanksauce will forever know she is Dazzler's underling. Give it to mama, bitch.

If Dazzler Was A Japanese Pop Star

Recently, I have reignited an interest I've had in J-Pop music. I have enjoyed it on and off, frequently turned off by some of the fans and such. However, I recently saw these three videos for J-Pop icon Namie Amuro's recent triple a-side single "60s70s80s" and these songs and their videos are what pushed my interest. There's something totally Dazzler about the aesthetic and the samples used (the three songs sample a notable US hit single from each decade) that make me say, if Dazzler was a J-Pop starlet (Hello perfect Exiles/What If Dazzler variation idea! Are you listening Marvel?) these would be her music videos.

"NEW LOOK" featuring a sample of "Baby Love" by the Supremes



"ROCK STEADY" featuring a sample of "Rock Steady" by Aretha Franklin



"WHAT A FEELING" featuring a sample of "Flashdance...What A Feeling" by Irene Cara




Even if you don't speak Japanese (I certainly don't) the videos are simply too fabulous. Enjoy!

"Math is to Barbie" as is "blogging is to me"

Or, "Blogging is hard."

I occasionally find it difficult to blog on a coherent them - my brain functions in many random and tangential ways and I sometimes think bigger thoughts than I can convey.

However, after a Novaya brand pep talk, I shall blog more frequently, but with a more random flavor, I think. So a single post - unless it's a special review or entry into the Dazzler songbook or controversial rant filled with focused anger - might be a bit random and all over.



First, a belated "Yay!" for the Hellcat mini being the real deal. I still almost find it hard to believe, because she has rarely been presented as a legitimate solo heroine. Sure, she's had a couple minor solo adventures in "Solo Avengers" and the recent "Marvel Comics Presents" and she started as the lead of her own romance/comedy title "Patsy Walker" back in the day, but as Hellcat, she's never gotten a real shot at solo stardom, bouncing from Avengers to Defenders to marriage to death and back again. Her powers over the years have ranged from mental powers to magical ones to none at all and yet she is getting her second solo mini series in the past 8 years - which isn't bad honestly. I'm excited for "Patsy Walker: Hellcat, Agent Of The Initiative" and you should too. Maybe one day we'll be blessed with "Millie's Models" starring Patsy, Dazzler, She-Hulk and their glamorous mentor Millie the Model as a special branch of S.H.I.E.L.D.. Fingers crossed!

Second, I am watching the latest episode of "Gossip Girl" rerun on the CW as I type. Oooh, I hate that I love this show - Michelle Trachtenberg's Georgina is such a fantastic cunt and the gay outing storyline of this episode was scandalous and enjoyable. You have one "Okay, I'm gay" kid and another "No way, I'm in the closet" kid and some class climbing teenage ho - a recipe for quality tv if there ever was one. It's trashy yet not rancid - it maintains a level of quality and wit even as it rakes the gutter. Kristen Bell's narrations make it too - "Don't be sad Little J, the sun will come out tomorrow, just like your boyfriend did today."



Even better this week was "Grey's Anatomy", which has been blogged about online quite a bit, for having Road Rules alum and surprisingly great actor David Giuntoli kiss Benny Ciaramello (another pretty good actor). They really went at it with the kiss, and the episode eloquently addressed the issue of gays in the military in the context of a man dying from a brain tumor in love with his fellow soldier. I love "Grey's", but was still surprised and impressed with the story. Ciaramello's character dies at the end and the episode is bookended with another more tragic kiss. Giuntoli - who I've enjoyed since his stint on Road Rules - also recently appeared on "Eli Stone" as Maggie's fiance. The wonderful Loretta Devine is double booked on both show's too, though in more important roles. (See, tangential?) Anyway, I'd love it if Giuntoli actually got a bigger role on an ABC show - not "Grey's" or "Eli", but maybe "Brothers & Sisters" or "Desperate Housewives" or "Dirty Sexy Money" or "Pushing Daisies."

I have become obsessed with Facebook's "Pieces of Flair" application. It is the must have app on Facebook. I have made bunches of Dazzler flair to spread love - Novaya knows - and even one for Sage, who needs love more than she needs that latest glass of wine, but not as much as she needs clothes. If you Facebook, you must do the "Flair."

Anyway, I have a couple more YouTube's to share! And then I bid you farewell for now!

LULZ!!



Wow! Hot!



Farewell!

Sunday is a Holy Day! Scream!!!!

I love Geri Halliwell. Scream if You Wanna Go Faster!

I want to hear from you SaucyBrits though. DivaSparkle Diva Geri says "Have a Nice Day as the Americans say!"

Is "Have a Nice Day" just an American thing? We all want to know!

In preparation of my Puerto Rican adventure!

I will sing this so many times on the flight to San Juan that I am going to be murdered.

But I really want that bitch Anita's skirt. Homegirl is 243% Fabulous.

La Isla Bonita!

This is Puerto Rico. One day I decided to go here because:

1. I love Hillary Clinton, and so do my boricua bretheren!

2. I want a chico latino husband and may find TRUE LOVE!!!

3. This is still AMERICA!

4. I do not have a passport.

5. I hate that bi-spicious WHORE Karl H.

6. IT'S AN ISLAND!

7. I have not been on my OWN!!! vacation! I feel all dowry in that I always do vacations with the family.

8. Shit is cheap.

9. I want to learn Spanish!! And more than "No me gusta!!!" "Escandalo!!!!" and "NACHOS WITH EXTRA SOUR CREAM."

10. I need an incentive to get a bikini body.


Come to me La Isla Bonita! Puerto Rico is happening in the next 5 weeks! Time to prosthelytize Dazzler to others!

<3 Chupa mi pinga and stuff!

BeckA Monroe? NO! WHERE IS MY BECKY?!

Dreamboat CC & Co. must have realized that BECKY MONROE was too much lulz and have now rechristened her BECKA Monroe in time for GeNext #1.





This is going to be the most effing LOL miniseries created since Die by the Sword or New Exiles (you know that's going to turn into a one-trade phenomenon rulllll quick).

CBR has a GeNext #1 preview and it's the BEST!!!

Danger Room training! It's my turn! And the new best line of ever...

"LEAVE BECKA ALONE!!!"

Becky Monroe is my new Rouge-Mort.

I can't wait to review this trash!